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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Teutopolis

Brody Thoele, Teutopolis Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
5
4
6
4
6
5
5
4
5
44
TOTAL +1+2+3+3+4+5+6+7+8
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
5
4
5
7
7
6
4
6
6
5094
TOTAL +8+8+10+13+15+17+18+20+22+22
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.11 (2)
Scorer: Joe Quick
Attest: Brody Thoele
Date: 9/29/2021 01:46 PM
Starting Hole