This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Newton Community High School

Newton Community High School Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender:
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Score +3+10+6+12+9+5+9+9+6
TOTAL +62+72+78+90+99+104+113+122+128
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Score +13+6+6+2+5+8+5+9+5
TOTAL +13+19+25+27+32+40+45+54+59+128
Starting Hole