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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Newton Community High School

Marc Jansen, Newton Community High School Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
5
7
7
6
9
5
9
6
8
62
TOTAL +11+15+17+19+23+24+29+32+36
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
9
5
4
4
5
6
3
5
5
46108
TOTAL +4+5+6+6+6+8+8+9+10+36
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