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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Newton Community High School

Gunner James, Newton Community High School Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
5
6
6
10
8
4
7
4
5
55
TOTAL +13+16+17+23+26+26+29+30+31
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
6
5
4
4
7
5
5
7
5
48103
TOTAL +1+2+3+3+5+6+8+11+12+31
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Austin Rodgers
Attest: Gunner James
Date: 9/29/2021 03:16 PM
Starting Hole