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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Newton Community High School

Evan Johnson, Newton Community High School Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
5
5
7
5
6
6
4
5
5
48
TOTAL +22+24+26+27+28+30+30+32+33
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
11
7
5
5
6
6
4
7
6
57105
TOTAL +6+9+11+12+13+15+16+19+21+33
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Connor Yates
Attest: Evan Johnson
Date: 9/29/2021 03:07 PM
Starting Hole