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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Mt. Carmel

Owen Dougherty, Mt. Carmel Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
4
2
6
4
5
6
4
3
6
40
TOTAL +8+7+8+8+8+10+10+10+12
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
6
4
4
5
6
5
5
5
4
4484
TOTAL +1+1+2+3+4+5+7+8+8+12
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.33 (6)
Scorer: RJ Mattas
Attest: Owen Dougherty
Date: 9/29/2021 02:26 PM
Starting Hole