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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Mt. Carmel

Andrew Goldman, Mt. Carmel Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
4
4
5
5
7
5
5
3
6
44
TOTAL +12+13+13+14+16+17+18+18+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
6
5
3
6
7
6
4
5
6
4892
TOTAL +1+2+2+4+6+8+9+10+12+20
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Noah Tarble
Attest: Andrew Goldman
Date: 9/29/2021 02:04 PM
Starting Hole