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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Casey-Westfield

Blake Ramsey, Casey-Westfield Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
5
4
8
6
7
4
4
5
6
49
TOTAL +14+15+18+20+22+22+22+24+26
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
8
6
6
6
6
5
3
4
5
4998
TOTAL +3+5+8+10+11+12+12+12+13+26
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