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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | Altamont

Zeke Rippetoe, Altamont Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
6
4
6
6
7
6
4
6
7
52
TOTAL +2+3+4+6+8+10+10+13+16
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
7
8
6
5
9
6
4
5
6
56108
TOTAL +18+22+25+26+30+32+33+34+36+36
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Dakota Flaig
Attest: Zeke Rippetoe
Date: 9/29/2021 12:50 PM
Starting Hole