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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | St. Anthony

Jonathan Willenborg, St. Anthony Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
4
3
5
3
4
3
4
3
4
33
TOTAL EEE-1-2-3-3-3-3
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
4
5
4
4
6
3
3
4
4
3770
TOTAL -4-3-2-2-1-2-2-2-2-2
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Hayden Johnson
Attest: Jonathan Willenborg
Date: 9/29/2021 01:12 PM
Starting Hole