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IHSA Boys' Class 1A Regional @ Effingham (St. Anthony) | St. Anthony

Joey Trupiano , St. Anthony Round 1
Club: Effingham Country Club
Course: Effingham Country Club

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.3/126
Front: 34.9/126
Back: 35.4/126
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3401155263695253553301413773078
HCP 1117371913155
Par 43545443436
Gross
4
3
5
4
5
4
5
3
6
39
TOTAL EEEEEE+1+1+3
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 47937016037755536518239128031596237
HCP 41418621216810
Par 5434543443672
Gross
4
4
4
5
4
6
3
5
7
4281
TOTAL +2+2+3+4+3+5+5+6+9+9
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Braden Thompson
Attest: Joey Trupiano
Date: 9/29/2021 12:44 PM
Starting Hole