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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Quincy Notre Dame

Zane Douglas, Quincy Notre Dame Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
4
5
4
3
6
5
5
3
5
40
TOTAL +5+5+5+5+7+7+8+8+9
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
5
5
4
6
5
4
3
4
4181
TOTAL +1+1+2+3+5+5+5+5+5+9
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Alex Hoffert
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Date:
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