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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Maroa-Forsyth

John Aupperle, Maroa-Forsyth Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
5
6
4
5
8
5
6
4
4
47
TOTAL +1+2+2+4+8+8+10+11+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
6
4
3
5
6
4
4
5
4390
TOTAL +13+14+14+14+15+16+16+17+18+18
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Reece Fullerton
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Date:
Starting Hole