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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Lincoln

Jason Horchem, Lincoln Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
7
7
3
4
6
5
4
5
47
TOTAL +15+17+20+20+20+21+22+23+24
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
6
6
3
6
6
6
3
7
4996
TOTAL +2+3+5+5+7+8+10+10+13+24
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.06 (1)
Scorer: Konnor Craven
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