This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Sacred Heart-Griffin

Nolan McCarthy , Sacred Heart-Griffin Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
5
4
5
4
4
7
4
3
6
42
TOTAL +1E+1+2+2+4+4+4+6
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
4
5
4
3
4
5
5
4
6
4082
TOTAL +6+6+6+6+6+6+7+8+10+10
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Colton Barr
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Date:
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