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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Sacred Heart-Griffin

Carter Etheridge, Sacred Heart-Griffin Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
4
5
4
3
4
5
5
3
4
37
TOTAL EEEEEE+1+1+1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
4
6
4
4
3
5
5
4
4
3976
TOTAL +1+2+2+3+2+2+3+4+4+4
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.11 (2)
Scorer:
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole