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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Rochester

Talon Sperry, Rochester Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
6
5
4
4
6
4
4
4
43
TOTAL +12+13+14+15+15+16+16+17+17
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
6
5
4
5
7
5
4
5
4689
TOTAL +1+2+3+4+5+7+8+9+10+17
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.61 (11)
Scorer: Jason Horchem
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole