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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Rochester

Michael Pemberton, Rochester Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
6
4
4
5
5
3
4
3
40
TOTAL +12+13+13+14+15+15+14+15+14
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
6
6
5
5
5
5
4
4
4686
TOTAL +2+3+5+7+8+8+9+10+10+14
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Ross Thompson
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole