This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Rochester | Jacksonville

Brady Kaufmann, Jacksonville Round 1
Club: Lincoln Greens Golf Course
Course: Lincoln Greens Golf Course

Tee: White
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.1/120
Front: 35.8/124
Back: 35.3/116
Hole 123456789OUT
White 4064803491604015453701304303271
HCP 5171113397151
Par 45434543436
Gross
4
5
3
3
4
4
4
3
5
35
TOTAL EE-1-1-1-2-2-2-1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 38749134220539647235715741232196490
HCP 81614261810124
Par 4543454343672
Gross
3
4
4
3
4
4
4
3
6
3570
TOTAL -2-3-3-3-3-4-4-4-2-2
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.83 (15)
Scorer:
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Starting Hole