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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Mattoon

Brock Taylor, Mattoon Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
6
4
5
4
4
5
4
4
5
41
TOTAL +1+1+2+2+3+4+5+5+6
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
4
4
4
7
6
5
4
6
5
4586
TOTAL +6+6+7+9+12+13+12+14+15+15
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.11 (-2)
Scorer: Jackson Logue
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole