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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Mattoon

Blaine Powers, Mattoon Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
6
5
6
4
3
5
4
5
4
42
TOTAL +1+2+4+4+4+5+6+7+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
5
4
3
7
5
5
5
4
4
4284
TOTAL +8+8+8+10+12+13+13+13+13+13
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.17 (3)
Scorer: Jackson Becker
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole