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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | MacArthur

Eli Sorenson, MacArthur Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
6
5
6
5
6
6
5
6
5
50
TOTAL +19+20+22+23+26+28+30+32+33
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
5
5
5
10
6
5
7
6
5
54104
TOTAL +1+2+4+9+12+13+15+17+18+33
Fairways Hit: 2/14 (14.29%)
Greens in Regulation: 2/18 (11.11%)
Putting Average: 1.17 (21)
Scorer: David Splechter
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole