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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Effingham

Nick Burgess, Effingham Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
7
5
7
6
4
5
5
5
5
49
TOTAL +23+24+27+29+30+31+33+34+35
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
6
7
3
9
3
9
8
7
5
57106
TOTAL +2+5+5+9+9+14+17+20+21+35
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Aaron Seegmiller
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole