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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Effingham

David Splechter, Effingham Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
7
5
5
7
6
5
5
5
5
50
TOTAL +9+10+11+14+17+18+20+21+22
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
4
4
6
4
3
4
6
6
6
4393
TOTAL EE+3+2+2+2+3+5+7+22
Fairways Hit: 7/14 (50%)
Greens in Regulation: 6/18 (33.33%)
Putting Average: 2.33 (42)
Scorer: Clay Seal
Attest: David Splechter
Date: 9/29/2021 02:43 PM
Starting Hole