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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Arcola

Clay Seal, Arcola Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
6
4
5
7
4
5
4
5
5
45
TOTAL +11+11+12+15+16+17+18+19+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
6
4
5
5
6
4
4
6
6
4691
TOTAL +2+2+4+4+7+7+6+8+10+20
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.11 (2)
Scorer: Tristan Mitchell
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole