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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Arcola

Aaron Seegmiller, Arcola Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
5
5
5
6
2
5
5
4
4
41
TOTAL +8+9+10+12+11+12+14+14+14
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
5
5
4
6
3
5
5
6
5
4485
TOTAL +1+2+3+4+4+5+5+7+8+14
Fairways Hit: 7/14 (50%)
Greens in Regulation: 6/18 (33.33%)
Putting Average: 1.94 (35)
Scorer: Alex Harness
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole