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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Richland County

Alex Nealis, Richland County Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
6
5
5
5
3
5
3
4
5
41
TOTAL +7+8+9+10+10+11+11+11+12
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
5
4
3
4
4
5
6
6
5
4283
TOTAL +1+1+1E+1+2+3+5+6+12
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Boston Gray
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole