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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Olney (Richland County) | Richland County

Alex Harness, Richland County Round 1
Club: Richland Country Club
Course: Richland Country Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 69.6/128
Front: 34.8/128
Back: 34.8/128
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5583743643701673161753983783100
HCP 16268121810414
Par 54443434435
Gross
6
6
6
5
3
5
3
5
4
43
TOTAL +13+15+17+18+18+19+19+20+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37035314644815628348240034429826082
HCP 7117515913311
Par 4435345443671
Gross
5
6
3
7
6
5
6
5
5
4891
TOTAL +1+3+3+5+8+9+10+11+12+20
Fairways Hit: 2/14 (14.29%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0.28 (5)
Scorer: Logan Angle
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole