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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Triad

Connor Keith, Triad Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
6
5
4
5
6
5
3
3
43
TOTAL +11+12+13+14+15+16+17+17+16
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
4
6
6
3
5
6
6
4
5
4588
TOTAL E+1+3+3+4+5+7+8+9+16
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Timothy Melton
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole