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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Triad

Ben Hudson, Triad Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
5
5
3
6
6
6
5
6
48
TOTAL +19+19+20+20+22+23+25+27+29
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
12
5
4
7
6
7
3
4
53101
TOTAL +1+8+9+10+13+14+17+17+17+29
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer:
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Starting Hole