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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Taylorville

Luke Markwell, Taylorville Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
7
8
5
6
6
6
5
6
55
TOTAL +2+4+8+10+12+13+15+17+19
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
7
6
5
5
5
5
5
6
50105
TOTAL +21+23+25+27+28+28+29+31+33+33
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.11 (-2)
Scorer: Troy Holbrook
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