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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Jerseyville

Sean Churchman, Jerseyville Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
5
7
4
4
5
7
5
5
4
46
TOTAL +1+3+3+4+5+7+8+10+10
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
7
5
4
5
6
6
4
6
4995
TOTAL +12+14+15+16+17+18+20+21+23+23
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.11 (2)
Scorer: Drew Downen
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole