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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Jerseyville

Mason Seymour, Jerseyville Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
5
4
4
6
6
5
4
4
44
TOTAL +2+2+2+3+5+6+7+8+8
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
6
4
3
4
6
4
5
5
4286
TOTAL +9+10+10+10+10+11+11+13+14+14
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Dominick Emig
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole