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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Jerseyville

Garret Smith , Jerseyville Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
5
6
4
4
4
6
5
5
5
44
TOTAL +1+2+2+3+3+4+5+7+8
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
6
7
4
6
6
5
3
6
4892
TOTAL +9+10+13+14+16+17+18+18+20+20
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Braden Schrof
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Date:
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