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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Jerseyville

bradley isringhausen , Jerseyville Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
13
6
3
7
6
4
4
5
54
TOTAL +2+10+12+12+15+16+16+17+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
7
6
6
5
5
8
5
4
7
53107
TOTAL +21+22+24+26+27+30+31+32+35+35
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 1/18 (5.56%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Mason Emig
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Date:
Starting Hole