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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Highland

Mason Emig, Highland Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
4
5
4
4
6
5
4
6
5
43
TOTAL EEE+1+3+3+3+6+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
4
5
5
3
4
6
6
4
5
4285
TOTAL +7+7+8+8+8+9+11+12+13+13
Fairways Hit: 14/14 (100%)
Greens in Regulation: 6/18 (33.33%)
Putting Average: 1.89 (34)
Scorer: Brock Bredehoft
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Date:
Starting Hole