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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Greenville

Elusha Golovay, Greenville Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
8
5
4
6
5
4
7
5
50
TOTAL +2+5+6+7+9+9+9+13+14
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
8
7
3
9
8
4
6
4
55105
TOTAL +16+19+22+22+27+30+30+33+33+33
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Luke Markwell
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole