This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | East Alton-Wood River

Timothy Melton, East Alton-Wood River Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
5
8
5
3
5
7
4
6
5
48
TOTAL +10+13+14+14+15+17+17+20+21
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
7
7
6
3
5
6
4
3
4
4593
TOTAL +3+5+7+7+8+9+9+9+9+21
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Zachary Fitzgerald
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole