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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | East Alton-Wood River

Isaac Thornton, East Alton-Wood River Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
7
10
6
9
8
9
8
6
7
70
TOTAL +34+39+41+47+51+55+59+62+65
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
8
9
6
6
6
8
7
11
6
67137
TOTAL +4+8+10+13+15+18+21+29+31+65
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Carson Davis
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