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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | East Alton-Wood River

Carson Reef, East Alton-Wood River Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
4
7
5
3
5
7
5
4
5
45
TOTAL +10+12+13+13+14+16+17+18+19
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
9
4
3
6
6
4
4
5
4691
TOTAL +1+5+5+5+7+8+8+9+10+19
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0.11 (2)
Scorer: manny silva
Attest: Carson Reef
Date: 9/29/2021 01:25 PM
Starting Hole