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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Civic Memorial

Zachary Fitzgerald, Civic Memorial Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
4
7
6
4
5
9
6
5
5
51
TOTAL +15+17+19+20+21+25+27+29+30
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
6
6
3
3
7
8
6
6
6
51102
TOTAL +2+3+2+2+5+8+10+13+15+30
Fairways Hit: 1/14 (7.14%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: Connor Keith
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