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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Civic Memorial

Jake Cheatham, Civic Memorial Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
4
5
5
3
5
6
5
5
6
44
TOTAL +9+9+10+10+11+12+13+15+17
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
4
6
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
4589
TOTAL E+1+2+4+5+5+6+8+9+17
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Ben Hudson
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