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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Regional @ Taylorville | Civic Memorial

Connor Wells, Civic Memorial Round 1
Club: Lake Shore Golf Course
Course: Lake Shore Golf Course

Tee: Middle
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 71.8/116
Front: 35.9/116
Back: 35.9/116
Hole 123456789OUT
Middle 4005303951584044973631893603296
HCP 000000000
Par 45434543436
Gross
6
6
6
5
5
6
5
4
5
48
TOTAL +8+9+11+13+14+15+16+17+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Middle 38747132912738553041117437031846480
HCP 000000000
Par 4543454343672
Gross
5
7
4
3
5
6
4
4
4
4290
TOTAL +1+3+3+3+4+5+5+6+6+18
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: 0 (0)
Scorer: Owen Twyman
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Date:
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