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OIJGC - Midwest Qualifier | Owen Schoonover

Owen Schoonover Round 1
Club: Red Tail Run Golf Course
Course: Red Tail Run Golf Course

Tee: Blue
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 72/125
Front: 35.8/123
Back: 36.2/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4165523164241653395182064003336
HCP 1191511713753
Par 45443453436
Gross
4
7
5
6
3
3
5
3
4
40
TOTAL E+2+3+5+5+4+4+4+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 38236443213354840631820558933776713
HCP 14124188216610
Par 4443544353672
Gross
5
5
7
5
7
5
4
4
8
5090
TOTAL +5+6+9+11+13+14+14+15+18+18
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 2/18 (11.11%)
Putting Average: 1.61 (29)
Scorer:
Attest:
Date:
Owen Schoonover Round 2
Club: Red Tail Run Golf Course
Course: Red Tail Run Golf Course

Tee: Blue
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 72/125
Front: 35.8/123
Back: 36.2/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4165523164241653395182064003336
HCP 1191511713753
Par 45443453436
Gross
5
5
4
4
2
6
6
3
5
40
TOTAL +1+1+1+1E+2+3+3+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 38236443213354840631820558933776713
HCP 14124188216610
Par 4443544353672
Gross
5
4
5
3
6
5
5
5
6
4484
TOTAL +5+5+6+6+7+8+9+11+12+12
Fairways Hit: 10/14 (71.43%)
Greens in Regulation: 12/18 (66.67%)
Putting Average: 2.22 (40)
Scorer:
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole