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CAAC Red Varsity Jamboree @ Williamston | St Johns

Carter Hutchinson, St Johns Round 1
Club: Wheatfield Valley GC
Course: Wheatfield Valley GC

Tee: Blue
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 67.4/120
Front: 32.7/113
Back: 34.7/127
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4671563423241453621573114082672
HCP 16146818412102
Par 53443434434
Gross
5
4
4
6
3
6
2
6
5
41
TOTAL +1+2+2+4+4+6+5+7+1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 45333641436029618230650620130545726
HCP 1513171739115
Par 5444434533670
Gross 41
TOTAL +7
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