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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Sectional @ Acorn (Waterloo) | Waterloo

Jaden Smith, Waterloo Round 1
Club: Acorns Golf Links
Course: Acorns Golf Links

Tee: Blue
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.8/130
Front: 35.2/123
Back: 35.6/136
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 3853433203355601304663441493032
HCP 5717139111315
Par 44445354336
Gross
4
4
6
4
4
4
4
4
3
37
TOTAL EE+2+2+1+2+1+1+1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 36033617052039918035952537532246256
HCP 61218164814102
Par 4435434543672
Gross
5
4
4
4
5
4
4
4
4
3875
TOTAL +2+2+3+2+3+4+4+3+3+3
Fairways Hit:
Greens in Regulation:
Putting Average:
Scorer: Dominick Emig
Attest:
Date:
Starting Hole