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IHSA Boys' Class 2A Sectional @ Acorn (Waterloo) | Althoff Catholic

Max Bruening, Althoff Catholic Round 1
Club: Acorns Golf Links
Course: Acorns Golf Links

Tee: Blue
Gender: Male
18-Hole: 70.8/130
Front: 35.2/123
Back: 35.6/136
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 3853433203355601304663441493032
HCP 5717139111315
Par 44445354336
Gross
5
4
3
3
7
2
6
5
4
39
TOTAL +1+1E-1+1E+1+2+3
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 36033617052039918035952537532246256
HCP 61218164814102
Par 4435434543672
Gross
5
4
3
5
4
4
3
6
4
3877
TOTAL +4+4+4+4+4+5+4+5+5+5
Fairways Hit: 0/14 (0%)
Greens in Regulation: 0/18 (0%)
Putting Average: -0.06 (-1)
Scorer: bradyn sayarath
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