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Collegiate Golf


Abilene Christian University

Academy of Art University

Adams State University

Adelphi University

Adrian College

Alabama A&M University

Alabama State University

Albertus Magnus College

Albion College

Albright College

Allegheny College

Alma College

Alvernia University

Alverno College

American International College

Amherst College

Anderson University (Indiana)

Anderson University (South Carolina)

Angelo State University

Appalachian State University

Arcadia University

Arizona State University

Arkansas State University

Arkansas Tech University

Asbury University

Ashland University

Assumption University

Auburn University

Augsburg University

Augusta University

Augustana College (Illinois)

Augustana University (South Dakota)

Aurora University

Austin Peay State University

Averett University

Babson College

Baldwin Wallace University

Ball State University

Barry University

Barton College

Bates College

Baylor University

Belhaven University

Bellarmine University

Belmont Abbey College

Belmont University

Bemidji State University

Benedictine University (Illinois)

Bentley University

Berea College

Berry College

Bethany College (West Virginia)

Bethany Lutheran College

Bethel University (Minnesota)

Bethune-Cookman University

Binghamton University

Biola University

Birmingham-Southern College

Black Hills State University

Blackburn College

Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania

Bluefield State College

Bluffton University

Bob Jones University

Boise State University

Boston College

Boston University

Bowdoin College

Bowling Green State University

Bradley University

Bridgewater College (Virginia)

Brigham Young University

Bryant University

Bucknell University

Buena Vista University

Butler University

Cabrini University

Cairn University

Cal State Univ, Dominguez Hills

Cal State Univ, San Bernardino

California Baptist University

California Lutheran University

California Polytechnic State University

California State University, Bakersfield

California State University, Chico

California State University, East Bay

California State University, Fresno

California State University, Fullerton

California State University, Los Angeles

California State University, Monterey Bay

California State University, Northridge

California State University, Sacramento

California State University, San Marcos

California State University, Stanislaus

California University of Pennsylvania

Calvin University

Cameron University

Campbell University

Canisius College

Capital University

Carleton College

Carnegie Mellon University

Carroll University (Wisconsin)

Carson-Newman University

Carthage College

Castleton University

Catawba College

Catholic University

Cedarville University

Centenary College (Louisiana)

Central College (Iowa)

Central Michigan University

Centre College

Chadron State College

Chaminade University

Chapman University

Charleston Southern University

Chestnut Hill College

Chicago State University

Chowan University

Christian Brothers University

Christopher Newport University

Claremont Mudd-Scripps Colleges

Clarion University of Pennsylvania

Clarks Summit University

Clarkson University

Clayton State University

Clemson University

Cleveland State University

Coastal Carolina University

Coe College

Coker University

Colby College

Colgate University

College of Charleston (South Carolina)

College of Mount Saint Vincent

College of Saint Benedict

College of the Holy Cross

Colorado Christian University

Colorado Mesa University

Colorado School of Mines

Colorado State University

Colorado State University Pueblo

Columbia University-Barnard College

Columbus State University

Concord University

Concordia College, Moorhead

Concordia University Texas

Concordia University Wisconsin

Concordia University, St. Paul

Converse University

Cornell University

Covenant College

Creighton University

Crown College (Minnesota)

Dallas Baptist University

Dartmouth College

Davenport University

Davidson College

Davis & Elkins College

Dean College

Defiance College

Delaware State University

Delaware Valley University

Delta State University

Denison University

DePaul University

DePauw University

DeSales University

Dickinson College

Dixie State University

Dominican College (New York)

Dominican University (Illinois)

Dominican University of California

Drake University

Drew University

Drexel University

Drury University

Duke University

Earlham College

East Carolina University

East Stroudsburg University of Pennsylvania

East Tennessee State University

East Texas Baptist University

Eastern Connecticut State University

Eastern Illinois University

Eastern Kentucky University

Eastern Mennonite University

Eastern Michigan University

Eastern Nazarene College

Eastern University

Eastern Washington University

Eckerd College

Edgewood College

Edward Waters University

Elizabeth City State University

Elizabethtown College

Elmhurst University

Elmira College

Elms College

Elon University

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University (Florida)

Emmanuel College (Georgia)

Emmanuel College (Massachusetts)

Emory & Henry College

Emory University

Endicott College

Erskine College

Eureka College

Fairfield University

Fairleigh Dickinson University, Florham

Fairleigh Dickinson University, Metropolitan Campus

Fairmont State University

Farmingdale State College

Fayetteville State University

Felician University

Ferris State University

Ferrum College

Flagler College

Florida A&M University

Florida Atlantic University

Florida Gulf Coast University

Florida Institute of Technology

Florida International University

Florida Southern College

Florida State University

Fontbonne University

Fordham University

Fort Hays State University

Fort Lewis College

Francis Marion University

Franciscan University of Steubenville

Franklin & Marshall College

Franklin College

Franklin Pierce University

Furman University

Gannon University

Gardner-Webb University

Geneva College

George Fox University

George Mason University

George Washington University

Georgetown University

Georgia College

Georgia Institute of Technology

Georgia Southern University

Georgia Southwestern State University

Georgia State University

Gettysburg College

Glenville State College

Goldey-Beacom College

Gonzaga University

Gordon College

Goucher College

Grand Canyon University

Grand Valley State University

Greensboro College

Grinnell College

Grove City College

Guilford College

Gustavus Adolphus College

Hamilton College

Hampden-Sydney College

Hanover College

Hardin-Simmons University

Harding University

Harvard University

Hawaii Pacific University

Heidelberg University

Henderson State University

Hendrix College

High Point University

Hillsdale College

Hiram College

Hobart and William Smith Colleges

Hofstra University

Holy Names University

Hood College

Hope College

Houston Baptist University

Howard Payne University

Howard University

Huntingdon College

Husson University

Idaho State University

Illinois College

Illinois State University

Illinois Wesleyan University

Indiana State University

Indiana University of Pennsylvania

Indiana University, Bloomington

Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis

Iona College

Iowa State University

Ithaca College

Jacksonville State University

Jacksonville University

James Madison University

John Carroll University

Johnson C. Smith University

Juniata College

Kalamazoo College

Kansas State University

Kennesaw State University

Kent State University

Kentucky State University

Kentucky Wesleyan College

Kenyon College

Keuka College

King University

King's College (Pennsylvania)

Knox College

Kutztown University of Pennsylvania

La Roche University

La Salle University

Lafayette College

LaGrange College

Lake Erie College

Lake Forest College

Lake Superior State University

Lakeland University

Lamar University

Lancaster Bible College

Lander University

Le Moyne College

Lebanon Valley College

Lee University

Lehigh University

LeMoyne-Owen College

Lenoir-Rhyne University

LeTourneau University

Lewis & Clark College

Lewis University

Liberty University

Limestone University

Lincoln Memorial University

Lincoln University (Missouri)

Lindenwood University

Linfield University

Lipscomb University

Livingstone College

Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania

Long Beach State University

Long Island University

Longwood University

Loras College

Louisiana State University

Louisiana Tech University

Loyola Marymount University

Loyola University Chicago

Loyola University Maryland

Lubbock Christian University

Luther College

Lycoming College

Lynn University

Macalester College

Maine Maritime Academy

Malone University

Manchester University

Manhattan College

Manhattanville College

Marian University (Wisconsin)

Marietta College

Marquette University

Mars Hill University

Marshall University

Martin Luther College

Marymount University (Virginia)

Maryville College (Tennessee)

Maryville University of Saint Louis

Marywood University

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts

McDaniel College

McKendree University

McMurry University

Medaille College

Mercer University

Mercyhurst University

Meredith College

Merrimack College

Methodist University

Metropolitan State University of Denver

Miami University (Ohio)

Michigan State University

Middle Tennessee State University

Middlebury College

Midwestern State University

Miles College

Millersville University of Pennsylvania

Millikin University

Millsaps College

Milwaukee School of Engineering

Minnesota State University Moorhead

Minnesota State University, Mankato

Minot State University

Misericordia University

Mississippi College

Mississippi State University

Mississippi University for Women

Missouri Southern State University

Missouri State University

Missouri University of Science and Technology

Missouri Western State University

Mitchell College

Monmouth College (Illinois)

Monmouth University

Montana State University Billings

Montana State University-Bozeman

Moravian University

Morehead State University

Morehouse College

Mount Aloysius College

Mount Mary University

Mount Saint Mary College (New York)

Mount St. Joseph University

Mount St. Mary's University

Muhlenberg College

Murray State University

Muskingum University

Nazareth College

Nebraska Wesleyan University

Neumann University

New England College

New Jersey City University

New Mexico State University

New York University

Newberry College

Newman University

Niagara University

Nicholls State University

Nichols College

North Carolina A&T State University

North Carolina Central University

North Carolina State University

North Carolina Wesleyan College

North Central College

North Central University

North Dakota State University

North Greenville University

North Park University

Northeastern State University

Northern Arizona University

Northern Illinois University

Northern Kentucky University

Northern Michigan University

Northern Vermont University-Johnson

Northland College

Northwest Missouri State University

Northwest Nazarene University

Northwestern Oklahoma State University

Northwestern University

Northwood University

Notre Dame College (Ohio)

Nova Southeastern University

Oakland University

Occidental College

Oglethorpe University

Ohio Dominican University

Ohio Northern University

Ohio University

Ohio Wesleyan University

Oklahoma Baptist University

Oklahoma Christian University

Oklahoma State University

Old Dominion University

Olivet College

Oral Roberts University

Oregon State University

Otterbein University

Pacific Lutheran University

Pacific University (Oregon)

Palm Beach Atlantic University

Penn State Berks College

Penn State Harrisburg

Penn State University, Abington

Penn State University, Altoona

Pennsylvania College of Technology

Pennsylvania State Univ. Erie, the Behrend College

Pennsylvania State University

Pepperdine University

Pfeiffer University

Piedmont University

Point Loma Nazarene University

Pomona-Pitzer Colleges

Portland State University

Post University

Prairie View A&M University

Presbyterian College

Princeton University

Purchase College, State University of New York

Purdue University

Purdue University Fort Wayne

Purdue University Northwest

Queens University of Charlotte

Quincy University

Quinnipiac University

Radford University

Randolph-Macon College

Regis University (Colorado)

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute

Rhode Island College

Rhodes College

Rice University

Rider University

Roanoke College

Robert Morris University

Rockford University

Rockhurst University

Roger Williams University

Rogers State University

Rollins College

Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Rosemont College

Russell Sage College

Rutgers, The State Univ. of New Jersey, Camden

Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey, New Brunswick

Sacred Heart University

Saginaw Valley State University

Saint Anselm College

Saint Augustine's University

Saint Francis University (Pennsylvania)

Saint John's University (Minnesota)

Saint Joseph's College (Maine)

Saint Joseph's University

Saint Leo University

Saint Martin's University

Saint Mary's College (Indiana)

Saint Mary's College of California

Saint Michael's College

Saint Peter's University

Saint Vincent College

Salem State University

Sam Houston State University

Samford University

San Diego State University

San Jose State University

Santa Clara University

Savannah State University

Schreiner University

Seattle University

Seton Hall University

Seton Hill University

Shenandoah University

Shepherd University

Shorter University

Siena College

Simon Fraser University

Simpson College

Skidmore College

Sonoma State University

South Dakota School of Mines & Technology

South Dakota State University

Southeastern Louisiana University

Southeastern Oklahoma State University

Southern Arkansas University

Southern Illinois University at Carbondale

Southern Illinois University Edwardsville

Southern Methodist University

Southern Nazarene University

Southern New Hampshire University

Southern Utah University

Southern Virginia University

Southern Wesleyan University

Southwest Baptist University

Southwest Minnesota State University

Southwestern Oklahoma State University

Southwestern University (Texas)

Spalding University

Spring Hill College

Springfield College

St. Bonaventure University

St. Catherine University

St. John Fisher College

St. John's University (New York)

St. Joseph's College (Long Island)

St. Lawrence University

St. Mary's University (Texas)

St. Norbert College

St. Olaf College

St. Thomas Aquinas College

Stanford University

State University College at Old Westbury

State University of New York at Canton

State University of New York at Cobleskill

State University of New York at Cortland

State University of New York at Delhi

State University of New York at Geneseo

State University of New York at Oswego

Stephen F. Austin State University

Stetson University

Stevens Institute of Technology

Stevenson University

Stockton University

Stonehill College

Suffolk University

Susquehanna University

Swarthmore College

Sweet Briar College

Tarleton State University

Temple University

Tennessee State University

Tennessee Technological University

Texas A&M International University

Texas A&M University, College Station

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi

Texas A&M University-Kingsville

Texas Christian University

Texas Lutheran University

Texas Southern University

Texas State University

Texas Tech University

The Citadel

The College of Saint Rose

The College of St. Scholastica

The College of Wooster

The Ohio State University

The University of North Carolina at Charlotte

The University of North Carolina at Greensboro

The University of Southern Mississippi

The University of Texas at Tyler

The University of Texas Rio Grande Valley

The University of Tulsa

The University of Virginia's College at Wise

Thiel College

Thomas College

Thomas Jefferson University

Tiffin University

Towson University

Transylvania University

Trevecca Nazarene University

Trine University

Trinity College (Connecticut)

Trinity University (Texas)

Troy University

Truman State University

Tufts University

Tulane University

Tusculum University

U.S. Air Force Academy

U.S. Military Academy

U.S. Naval Academy

Union College (New York)

Union University

University at Albany

University of Akron

University of Alabama

University of Alabama at Birmingham

University of Arizona

University of Arkansas at Little Rock

University of Arkansas, Fayetteville

University of Arkansas, Fort Smith

University of Arkansas, Monticello

University of Arkansas, Pine Bluff

University of California, Berkeley

University of California, Davis

University of California, Irvine

University of California, Los Angeles

University of California, Riverside

University of California, San Diego

University of California, Santa Barbara

University of California, Santa Cruz

University of Central Arkansas

University of Central Florida

University of Central Missouri

University of Central Oklahoma

University of Charleston (West Virginia)

University of Cincinnati

University of Colorado, Boulder

University of Colorado, Colorado Springs

University of Connecticut

University of Dallas

University of Dayton

University of Delaware

University of Denver

University of Detroit Mercy

University of Dubuque

University of Evansville

University of Findlay

University of Florida

University of Georgia

University of Hartford

University of Hawaii at Hilo

University of Hawaii, Manoa

University of Houston

University of Idaho

University of Illinois at Springfield

University of Illinois Chicago

University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign

University of Indianapolis

University of Iowa

University of Kansas

University of Kentucky

University of La Verne

University of Louisiana at Lafayette

University of Louisiana Monroe

University of Louisville

University of Lynchburg

University of Maine at Presque Isle

University of Maine, Farmington

University of Mary

University of Mary Hardin-Baylor

University of Maryland Eastern Shore

University of Maryland, College Park

University of Memphis

University of Miami (Florida)

University of Michigan

University of Minnesota, Crookston

University of Minnesota, Morris

University of Minnesota, Twin Cities

University of Mississippi

University of Missouri, Columbia

University of Missouri-Kansas City

University of Missouri-St. Louis

University of Montana

University of Montevallo

University of Mount Olive

University of Mount Union

University of Nebraska at Kearney

University of Nebraska Omaha

University of Nebraska, Lincoln

University of Nevada, Las Vegas

University of Nevada, Reno

University of New England

University of New Mexico

University of New Orleans

University of North Alabama

University of North Carolina Asheville

University of North Carolina at Pembroke

University of North Carolina Wilmington

University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

University of North Dakota

University of North Florida

University of North Georgia

University of North Texas

University of Northern Colorado

University of Northern Iowa

University of Northwestern-St. Paul

University of Notre Dame

University of Oklahoma

University of Oregon

University of Pennsylvania

University of Pittsburgh, Bradford

University of Pittsburgh, Greensburg

University of Pittsburgh, Johnstown

University of Puget Sound

University of Redlands

University of Rhode Island

University of Richmond

University of Rochester

University of San Diego

University of San Francisco

University of Scranton

University of Sioux Falls

University of South Alabama

University of South Carolina Aiken

University of South Carolina Upstate

University of South Carolina, Columbia

University of South Dakota

University of South Florida

University of Southern California

University of Southern Indiana

University of Southern Maine

University of St. Thomas (Minnesota)

University of St. Thomas (Texas)

University of Tampa

University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

University of Tennessee at Martin

University of Tennessee, Knoxville

University of Texas at Arlington

University of Texas at Austin

University of Texas at Dallas

University of Texas at El Paso

University of Texas at San Antonio

University of Texas Permian Basin

University of the Incarnate Word

University of the Pacific

University of the Sciences

University of the South

University of Toledo

University of Utah

University of Virginia

University of Washington

University of West Florida

University of West Georgia

University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire

University of Wisconsin-Green Bay

University of Wisconsin-La Crosse

University of Wisconsin-Madison

University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh

University of Wisconsin-Parkside

University of Wisconsin-Platteville

University of Wisconsin-River Falls

University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point

University of Wisconsin-Stout

University of Wisconsin-Superior

University of Wisconsin-Whitewater

University of Wyoming

Upper Iowa University

Ursinus College

Ursuline College

Utah State University

Utah Valley University

Utica College

Valdosta State University

Valparaiso University

Vanderbilt University

Vassar College

Villanova University

Virginia Commonwealth University

Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

Virginia State University

Virginia Union University

Virginia Wesleyan University

Wabash College

Wagner College

Wake Forest University

Walsh University

Wartburg College

Washburn University

Washington and Jefferson College

Washington and Lee University

Washington State University

Washington University in St. Louis

Wayne State College (Nebraska)

Wayne State University (Michigan)

Waynesburg University

Weber State University

Webster University

Wellesley College

Wentworth Institute of Technology

Wesleyan University (Connecticut)

West Chester University of Pennsylvania

West Liberty University

West Texas A&M University

West Virginia State University

West Virginia University

West Virginia Wesleyan College

Western Carolina University

Western Connecticut State University

Western Illinois University

Western Kentucky University

Western Michigan University

Western New England University

Western New Mexico University

Western Washington University

Westfield State University

Westminster College (Missouri)

Westminster College (Pennsylvania)

Westminster College (Utah)

Wheaton College (Illinois)

Wheeling University

Whitman College

Whittier College

Whitworth University

Wichita State University

Widener University

Wilkes University

Willamette University

William & Mary

William Jewell College

William Paterson University of New Jersey

Williams College

Wilmington University (Delaware)

Wilson College

Wingate University

Winona State University

Winston-Salem State University

Winthrop University

Wisconsin Lutheran College

Wittenberg University

Wofford College

Worcester State University

Wright State University

Xavier University

Yale University

Yeshiva University

York College (Pennsylvania)

Young Harris College

Youngstown State University