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Academy of Art University

Adams State University

Adelphi University

Adrian College

Alabama A&M University

Alabama State University

Albertus Magnus College

Albion College

Albright College

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Alma College

Alvernia University

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American International College

Amherst College

Anderson University (Indiana)

Anderson University (South Carolina)

Angelo State University

Appalachian State University

Arcadia University

Arizona State University

Arkansas State University

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Assumption University

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Augsburg University

Augusta University

Augustana College (Illinois)

Augustana University (South Dakota)

Aurora University

Austin Peay State University

Averett University

Babson College

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Ball State University

Barry University

Barton College

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Bemidji State University

Benedictine University (Illinois)

Bentley University

Berea College

Berry College

Bethany College (West Virginia)

Bethany Lutheran College

Bethel University (Minnesota)

Bethune-Cookman University

Binghamton University

Biola University

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Black Hills State University

Blackburn College

Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania

Bluefield State College

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Bob Jones University

Boise State University

Boston College

Boston University

Bowdoin College

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Bradley University

Bridgewater College (Virginia)

Brigham Young University

Bryant University

Bucknell University

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Butler University

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California Baptist University

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California University of Pennsylvania

Calvin University

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Canisius College

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Centenary College (Louisiana)

Central College (Iowa)

Central Michigan University

Centre College

Chadron State College

Chaminade University

Chapman University

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Claremont Mudd-Scripps Colleges

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Coe College

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Concord University

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Concordia University Texas

Concordia University Wisconsin

Concordia University, St. Paul

Converse University

Cornell University

Covenant College

Creighton University

Crown College (Minnesota)

Dallas Baptist University

Dartmouth College

Davenport University

Davidson College

Davis & Elkins College

Dean College

Defiance College

Delaware State University

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Delta State University

Denison University

DePaul University

DePauw University

DeSales University

Dickinson College

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Dominican College (New York)

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Eastern Nazarene College

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Eckerd College

Edgewood College

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Elms College

Elon University

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Emmanuel College (Georgia)

Emmanuel College (Massachusetts)

Emory & Henry College

Emory University

Endicott College

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Eureka College

Fairfield University

Fairleigh Dickinson University, Florham

Fairleigh Dickinson University, Metropolitan Campus

Fairmont State University

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Felician University

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Flagler College

Florida A&M University

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Florida Gulf Coast University

Florida Institute of Technology

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Francis Marion University

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Gettysburg College

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Hendrix College

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Hobart and William Smith Colleges

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King University

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Lancaster Bible College

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Lee University

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Malone University

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Manhattan College

Manhattanville College

Marian University (Wisconsin)

Marietta College

Marquette University

Mars Hill University

Marshall University

Martin Luther College

Marymount University (Virginia)

Maryville College (Tennessee)

Maryville University of Saint Louis

Marywood University

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts

McDaniel College

McKendree University

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Medaille College

Mercer University

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Meredith College

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Methodist University

Metropolitan State University of Denver

Miami University (Ohio)

Michigan State University

Middle Tennessee State University

Middlebury College

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Miles College

Millersville University of Pennsylvania

Millikin University

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Milwaukee School of Engineering

Minnesota State University Moorhead

Minnesota State University, Mankato

Minot State University

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Mississippi College

Mississippi State University

Mississippi University for Women

Missouri Southern State University

Missouri State University

Missouri University of Science and Technology

Missouri Western State University

Mitchell College

Monmouth College (Illinois)

Monmouth University

Montana State University Billings

Montana State University-Bozeman

Moravian University

Morehead State University

Morehouse College

Mount Aloysius College

Mount Mary University

Mount Saint Mary College (New York)

Mount St. Joseph University

Mount St. Mary's University

Muhlenberg College

Murray State University

Muskingum University

Nazareth College

Nebraska Wesleyan University

Neumann University

New England College

New Jersey City University

New Mexico State University

New York University

Newberry College

Newman University

Niagara University

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North Central College

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North Park University

Northeastern State University

Northern Arizona University

Northern Illinois University

Northern Kentucky University

Northern Michigan University

Northern Vermont University-Johnson

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Northwestern University

Northwood University

Notre Dame College (Ohio)

Nova Southeastern University

Oakland University

Occidental College

Oglethorpe University

Ohio Dominican University

Ohio Northern University

Ohio University

Ohio Wesleyan University

Oklahoma Baptist University

Oklahoma Christian University

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Old Dominion University

Olivet College

Oral Roberts University

Oregon State University

Otterbein University

Pacific Lutheran University

Pacific University (Oregon)

Palm Beach Atlantic University

Penn State Berks College

Penn State Harrisburg

Penn State University, Abington

Penn State University, Altoona

Pennsylvania College of Technology

Pennsylvania State Univ. Erie, the Behrend College

Pennsylvania State University

Pepperdine University

Pfeiffer University

Piedmont University

Point Loma Nazarene University

Pomona-Pitzer Colleges

Portland State University

Post University

Prairie View A&M University

Presbyterian College

Princeton University

Purchase College, State University of New York

Purdue University

Purdue University Fort Wayne

Purdue University Northwest

Queens University of Charlotte

Quincy University

Quinnipiac University

Radford University

Randolph-Macon College

Regis University (Colorado)

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute

Rhode Island College

Rhodes College

Rice University

Rider University

Roanoke College

Robert Morris University

Rockford University

Rockhurst University

Roger Williams University

Rogers State University

Rollins College

Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Rosemont College

Russell Sage College

Rutgers, The State Univ. of New Jersey, Camden

Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey, New Brunswick

Sacred Heart University

Saginaw Valley State University

Saint Anselm College

Saint Augustine's University

Saint Francis University (Pennsylvania)

Saint John's University (Minnesota)

Saint Joseph's College (Maine)

Saint Joseph's University

Saint Leo University

Saint Martin's University

Saint Mary's College (Indiana)

Saint Mary's College of California

Saint Michael's College

Saint Peter's University

Saint Vincent College

Salem State University

Sam Houston State University

Samford University

San Diego State University

San Jose State University

Santa Clara University

Savannah State University

Schreiner University

Seattle University

Seton Hall University

Seton Hill University

Shenandoah University

Shepherd University

Shorter University

Siena College

Simon Fraser University

Simpson College

Skidmore College

Sonoma State University

South Dakota School of Mines & Technology

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Southeastern Louisiana University

Southeastern Oklahoma State University

Southern Arkansas University

Southern Illinois University at Carbondale

Southern Illinois University Edwardsville

Southern Methodist University

Southern Nazarene University

Southern New Hampshire University

Southern Utah University

Southern Virginia University

Southern Wesleyan University

Southwest Baptist University

Southwest Minnesota State University

Southwestern Oklahoma State University

Southwestern University (Texas)

Spalding University

Spring Hill College

Springfield College

St. Bonaventure University

St. Catherine University

St. John Fisher College

St. John's University (New York)

St. Joseph's College (Long Island)

St. Lawrence University

St. Mary's University (Texas)

St. Norbert College

St. Olaf College

St. Thomas Aquinas College

Stanford University

State University College at Old Westbury

State University of New York at Canton

State University of New York at Cobleskill

State University of New York at Cortland

State University of New York at Delhi

State University of New York at Geneseo

State University of New York at Oswego

Stephen F. Austin State University

Stetson University

Stevens Institute of Technology

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Stockton University

Stonehill College

Suffolk University

Susquehanna University

Swarthmore College

Sweet Briar College

Tarleton State University

Temple University

Tennessee State University

Tennessee Technological University

Texas A&M International University

Texas A&M University, College Station

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi

Texas A&M University-Kingsville

Texas Christian University

Texas Lutheran University

Texas Southern University

Texas State University

Texas Tech University

The Citadel

The College of Saint Rose

The College of St. Scholastica

The College of Wooster

The Ohio State University

The University of North Carolina at Charlotte

The University of North Carolina at Greensboro

The University of Southern Mississippi

The University of Texas at Tyler

The University of Texas Rio Grande Valley

The University of Tulsa

The University of Virginia's College at Wise

Thiel College

Thomas College

Thomas Jefferson University

Tiffin University

Towson University

Transylvania University

Trevecca Nazarene University

Trine University

Trinity College (Connecticut)

Trinity University (Texas)

Troy University

Truman State University

Tufts University

Tulane University

Tusculum University

U.S. Air Force Academy

U.S. Military Academy

U.S. Naval Academy

Union College (New York)

Union University

University at Albany

University of Akron

University of Alabama

University of Alabama at Birmingham

University of Arizona

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University of Arkansas, Fayetteville

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University of Arkansas, Monticello

University of Arkansas, Pine Bluff

University of California, Berkeley

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University of California, Irvine

University of California, Los Angeles

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University of Central Arkansas

University of Central Florida

University of Central Missouri

University of Central Oklahoma

University of Charleston (West Virginia)

University of Cincinnati

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University of Connecticut

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University of Florida

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University of Indianapolis

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University of Louisiana Monroe

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University of Lynchburg

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University of Mary

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University of Maryland Eastern Shore

University of Maryland, College Park

University of Memphis

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University of Michigan

University of Minnesota, Crookston

University of Minnesota, Morris

University of Minnesota, Twin Cities

University of Mississippi

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University of Montana

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University of New England

University of New Mexico

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University of North Alabama

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University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

University of North Dakota

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University of Notre Dame

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University of Pennsylvania

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University of Scranton

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University of South Alabama

University of South Carolina Aiken

University of South Carolina Upstate

University of South Carolina, Columbia

University of South Dakota

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University of Southern Indiana

University of Southern Maine

University of St. Thomas (Minnesota)

University of St. Thomas (Texas)

University of Tampa

University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

University of Tennessee at Martin

University of Tennessee, Knoxville

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Utah State University

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Wayne State College (Nebraska)

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Waynesburg University

Weber State University

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Wentworth Institute of Technology

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Westminster College (Missouri)

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Wheaton College (Illinois)

Wheeling University

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Williams College

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Wilson College

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Wisconsin Lutheran College

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Wright State University

Xavier University

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Young Harris College

Youngstown State University