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New York State Public High School Athletic Association
League

Schools


Addison

Adirondack Central
Akron
Albertus Magnus
Albion
Alden
Allegany-Limestone
Altmar-Parish-Williatown

Amherst
Aquinas Inst Of Rochester
Ardsley
Arkport Central
Arlington

Aterdam
Attica Auburn Ausable Valley Averill Park Avon Babylon Bainbridge-Guilford Ballston Spa Barker Batavia Bay Shore Bayport-Blue Point
Beacon
Beekmantown Bellmore JFK Bellport Berne-Knox-Westerlo Bethlehem Central
Bethpage
Binghamton Bishop Grimes Bishop Kearney Bishop Ludden
Bishop Timon St Jude

Blind Brook
Bloomfield Bolivar-Richburg Bolton Central
Brewster

Briarcliff

Brighton
Broadalbin-Perth Brockport
Bronxville
Brushton Moira Burgh Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake
Byram Hills
Byron-Bergen C.A. Bouton Cairo-Durham Caledonia-Mumford Calhoun
Cambridge

Camden
Campbell-Savona Canandaigua Academy Canaseraga Canastota Candor
Canisius
Canisteo-Greenwood Js
Cardinal Ohara
Carle Place
Carmel
Cassadaga Valley Catholic Central Cato-Meridian
Catskill
Cattaraugus-Little Valley Cazenovia Charles O. Dickerson Charles W. Baker Charlotte Valley Charter For Applied Technologies Chatham Chautauqua Lake Chenango Forks Chenango Valley Chittenango Christian Brothers Academy
Christian Central
Churchville-Chili Cicero-North Syracuse Cincinnatus City Honors CL-Westfield-Sherman
Clarence

Clarkstown North

Clarkstown South
Clifton-Fine Clinton Clyde Cobleskill-Richmondville Coewogue Cold Spring Harbor Colonie Central Columbia Commack Connetquot Cooperstown Central Corning-Painted Post East Cornwall Central Cortland Coxsackie-Athens
Croton-Harmon
Crown Point Central CSAT Ctr Moriches Cuba-Rushford Dansville Deer Park Delaware Academy
Depew
Deruyter Div Ave
Dobbs Ferry

Dover
Dryden Duanesburg Dunkirk East East Aurora East Hampton East Islip East Meadow East Rochester East Syracuse-Minoa Central
East-Aurora - Holland

Eastchester
Eastport-South Manor Js Eastridge
Eden

Edgemont
Edwards-Knox Elba Eldred Elizabethtown-Lewis Central Ellenville Ellicottville Central Ellicottville-West Valley Elmira Free Academy Elwood/John Glenn Fabius Fairport Falconer Fallsburg Family Farmingdale Fayetteville-Manlius Fillmore Central Fonda-Fultonville Forestville Central Forestville-PV Fort Ann Central Fort Edward Fort Plain
Fox Lane
Frankfort Schuyler Central Franklin Academyemy Franklin D. Roosevelt Franklinville Fredonia Freeport Frewsburg Friends Academy Friendship Central
Frontier
G. Ray Bodley Galway Gananda Garden City Maroon Garden City White Gates-Chili General Brown Genesee Valley Central Geneseo Geneva George W. Hewlett Gilboa Conesville Central Glen Cove Glens Falls Gloversville Goshen Central Gouverneur
Gow School
Grand Island Granville
Great Neck South
Greece Arcadia Greece-Athena Greene Greenport Greenwich Griffith Inst Groton Guilderland Hadley-Luzerne
Haldane
Half Hollow Hills West
Hamburg
Hammondsport Hampton Bays Harborfields Harley Allendale Columbia Harpursville
Harrison

Hastings
Hauppauge Haverling
Hendrick Hudson
Henninger Herkimer Herricks Heuvelton Central
Hicksville
Hilton Holland-Patent Central Holley Honeoye Honeoye Falls-Lima Hoosic Valley
Horace Greeley
Hornell Horseheads Houghton Academy Hudson Hudson Falls Hunter-Tannersville Huntington Hutchinson Central Tech Ichabod Crane Ilion Immaculate Heart Central Indian River Irondequoit
Iroquois

Irvington
Island Trees Islip Ithaca James I. O'Neill Jamestown Jamesville-Dewitt Jasper-Troupsburg Jefferson Central Jericho John A. Coleman John C. Birdlebough
John F Kennedy
John F. Kennedy Catholic John Jay
John Jay CR

John Jay EF
John S. Burke Catholic Johnson City Johnstown Jordan-Elbridge Joseph C. Wilson Magnet
Keio Academy
Keio Academyemy Kendall Kenmore E and W Kenmore East Kenmore West Keshequa
Ketcham
Kings Park Kingston L.A. Webber La Fargeville Central La Fayette La Salle Inst Lake George Lake Placid
Lake Shore

Lakeland-Panas

Lancaster
Land Lansing Lawrence Le Roy Letchworth Lew-Port Liberty Lindenhurst Little Falls Liverpool Livonia Lockport Lockport Locust Valley Long Beach Longwood
Lourdes
Lowville Lyme Central
Lynbrook
Lyons Madrid-Waddington
Mahopac
Maine-Endwell
Mamaroneck
Manhasset Manlius-Pebble Hill Maple Grove Marathon Marcellus Marcus Whitman Margaretville Central Marion Marlboro Central
Maryvale
Massapequa Massena Mattituck Mcgraw Mcquaid Jesuit Mechanicville Medina Mexico Midlakes Millbrook Miller Place Mineola Minisink Valley Mohonasen Monroe Woodbury Monticello Moravia Moriah Morris Central Mt Markham Mt Sinai Mynderse Academy
Nanuet
Naples New Hartford New Hyde Park Memorial New Paltz
New Rochelle
Newark Newark Valley Newburgh Free Academy Newfane Newfield Niagara Falls Niagara Wheatfield
Nichols School
Niskayuna North Babylon
North Rockland
North Rose-Wolcott
North Salem
North Shore North Tonawanda Northeastern Clinton Northport Northville Norwich Norwood Notre Dame Notre Dame-Bishop Gibbons Ny Mills
Nyack

Oceanside
Odessa-Montour Odyssey Of The Arts Ogdensburg Free Academy Olean Olympia Oneida Oneonta Onteora
Orchard Park
Oriskany
Ossining
Oswego Our Lady Of Lourdes Our Lady Of Mercy Owego Free Academy Owen D. Young Central Oxford Academy Oyster Bay Palmyra-Macedon Panama
Park School
Patchogue-Medford Paul D. Schreiber Paul V. Moore Pavilion
Pawling

Pearl River

Pelham
Pelham Memorial Pembroke Penfield Penn Yan Academy Perry Peru Pine Bush
Pioneer
Pittsford Sutherland Pittsford-Mendon Plainedge
Plainview-Old Bethpage JFKHS
Plainview-Old Bethpage/Jfk Plattsburgh
Pleasantville

Pleasantville
Port Byron Port Chester Port Jefferson Port Jervis Portville Potsdam
Poughkeepsie
Pulaski
Putnam Valley
Queensbury Ufsd Ramapo Randolph Ravena Red Creek Red Hook Reen Rhinebeck Ripley Central Riverhead Rocky Point Rome Free Academy Romulus Rondout Valley Roscoe Central Roslyn Ross
Rosyln
Roxbury Central Roy C. Ketcham Roy-Hart Royalton Hartland Rush-Henrietta
Rye

Rye Neck
Sachem East Sachem North Salamanca Salmon River Sandy Creek Sanford H. Calhoun Saranac Saranac Lake Saratoga Central Catholic Saratoga Springs Saugerties Sauquoit Valley
Scarsdale
Schalmont Schenectady Schoharie Schroon Lake Central Schuylerville Scotia-Glenville Seton Catholic Central Sewhanaka Shaker Sharon Springs Central Shelter Island Shenendehowa Sherburne-Earlville Sherman Central Shoreham-Wading River Sidney Silver Creek Skaneateles
Sleepy Hollow
Smithtown East Smithtown West Sodus
Solomon Schechter
Solomon Schechter Upper Solvay
Somers
South Glens Falls South Jefferson South Lewis South Park South Side Southampton Southern Cayuga Southwestern Spackenkill Spencer-Van Etten M Spencerport Spring Valley
Springville

St Francis

St Marys

St. Joseph's
Stamford Central
Starpoint
Stillwater Stissing Mountain Stockbridge Valley Central Stony Brook
Suffern
Sullivan West Susquehanna Valley
Sweet Home

Syosset High School
Taconic Hills Tamarac
Tappan Zee
The Albany Academyemies Thomas Thomas A. Edison Thomas R. Proctor Thousand Islands Ticonderoga Tioga
Tonawanda
Town Town Of Webb Tri-Valley
Tuckahoe
Tully Tupper Lake Union Endicott Union Springs
Ursuline

Valhalla
Valley Central Valley Stream South Vernon-Verona-Sherrill Vestal Victor Voorheesville W. Tresper Clarke Wallkill Walt Whitman Walton Wantagh
Wappingers
Ward Melville Warrensburg Warsaw Warwick Valley Washingtonville Waterford Waterloo Watertown Waterville Watkins Glen Central Waverly Wayland-Cohocton Wayne Webster Christian Webster-Schroeder Webutuck Weedsport Wellsville West Babylon West Canada Valley West Genesee West Islip
West Seneca West/East
Westfield Westhampton Beach Westhill
Westlake
Westmoreland Westport Central Wheatland Chili Wheatley
White Plains
Whitesboro Whitney Point
Williamsville East

Williamsville North

Williamsville South
Williaon Williaville East Williaville North Williaville South Willsboro Central Wilson Windham Ashland Central Windsor Central
Woodlands

Yonkers

Yorktown