This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.
Michigan High School Athletic Association
League

Schools


Academy of the Sacred Heart

Adams

Addison

Adrian

Airport

Alanson

Algonac

Allegan

Allen Park

Allendale

Alma

Almont

Alpena

Anchor Bay

Armada

Athens

Avondale

Bad Axe

Bark River-Harris

Bath

Battle Creek Lakeview

Bay City Central

Bay City John Glenn

Bay City Western

Bear Lake

Belding

Belleville

Benton Harbor

Benzie Central

Berkley

Berrien Springs

Big Rapids

Birch Run

Birmingham Roeper

Bishop Foley Catholic

Blissfield

Bloomfield Hills

Boyne City

Bradford Academy

Breckenridge

Bridgman

Brighton

Brimley

Britton Deerfield

Bronson

Brother Rice

Brown City

Buchanan

Burr Oak

Byron

Byron Center

Cabrini

Cadillac

Caledonia

Calumet

Calvary Christian

Calvin Christian

Canton

Capac

Carlson

Carney Nadeau

Caro

Cass City

Cass Technical

Cassopolis

Cedar Springs

Cedarville

Central Montcalm

Centreville

Charlevoix

Charlotte

Chassell

Cheboygan

Chelsea

Chesaning

Chippewa Valley

Clare

Clarkston

Clawson

Climax Scotts

Clinton

Clio

Coldwater

Coloma

Colon

Columbia Central

Comstock

Comstock Park

Concord

Constantine

Cooks Big Bay de Noc

Coopersville

Cornerstone Health & Technology

Corunna

Covenant Christian

Cranbrook Kingswood

Crestwood

Croswell Lexington

Crystal Falls Forest Park

Dakota

Dansville

Davison

Dearborn

Delton Kellogg

DeTour

Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Country Day

Detroit U of D Jesuit

DeWitt

Dexter

Divine Child

Dollar Bay

Dowagiac

Dundee

Durand

East Grand Rapids

East Jackson

East Jordan

East Kentwood

East Lansing

Eastpointe

Eaton Rapids

Edsel Ford

Edwardsburg

Eisenhower

Elk Rapids

Elkton Pigeon Bay Port Laker

Engadine

Escanaba

Everest Collegiate

Fairview

Farmington

Farwell

Father Gabriel Richard

Fenton

Ferndale

Flat Rock

Flint Carman Ainsworth

Flint Kearsley

Flint Powers Catholic

Flint Southwestern Classical Academy

Flushing

Fordson

Forest Hills Central

Forest Hills Eastern

Forest Hills Northern

Fowler

Fowlerville

Frankel Jewish Academy

Frankenmuth

Frankfort

Fraser

Freeland

Fremont

Garber

Garden City

Gaylord

Gaylord St Mary

Gladstone

Gladwin

Glen Lake

Gobles

Goodrich

Grand Blanc

Grand Haven

Grand Ledge

Grand Rapids Catholic Central

Grand Rapids Christian

Grand Rapids Union

Grand Rapids Wellspring Prep

Grandville

Grass Lake

Grayling

Greenhills

Greenville

Grosse Ile

Grosse Pointe North

Grosse Pointe South

Gull Lake

Hackett Catholic Prep

Hamilton

Hancock

Hanover Horton

Harbor Beach

Harbor Springs

Harper Creek

Harrison

Hart

Hartland

Haslett

Hastings

Hemlock

Hesperia

HH Dow

Hillsdale

Hillsdale Academy

Holland

Holland Christian

Holly

Holt

Homer

Hopkins

Houghton

Houghton Lake

Howell

Hudson

Hudsonville

Huron

Huron Valley Lutheran

Ida

Imlay City

Inland Lakes

Inter City Baptist

Ionia

Iron Mountain

Ironwood

Ishpeming Westwood

Ithaca

Jackson

Jackson Christian

Jackson Northwest

Jenison

Johannesburg Lewiston

Jonesville

Kalamazoo Central

Kalamazoo Christian

Kalamazoo Loy Norrix

Kalkaska

Kenowa Hills

Kent City

Kingsford

Kingsley

Kingswood

L'Anse

L'Anse Creuse

L'Anse Creuse North

Laingsburg

Lake City

Lake Fenton

Lake Linden Hubbell

Lake Michigan Catholic

Lake Odessa Lakewood

Lake Orion

Lake Shore

Lakeland

Lakeview

Lamphere

Lansing Catholic

Lansing Christian

Lansing Sexton

Lansing Waverly

Lapeer

Lawrence

Lawton

Leland

Lenawee Christian

Leslie

Lincoln Alcona

Linden

Livingston Christian

Livonia Churchill

Livonia Franklin

Livonia Stevenson

Lowell

Ludington

Lumen Christi

Lutheran North

Lutheran Northwest

Mackinac Island

Mackinaw City

Madison

Mancelona

Manistee

Manistee Catholic Central

Manistique

Manton

Maple Valley

Marcellus

Marian

Marine City

Marlette

Marquette

Marshall

Marysville

Mason

Mason County Eastern

Mattawan

Mayville

McBain

Menominee

Mercy

Merrill

MHSAA

Michigan Center

Michigan Lutheran

Middleton Fulton

Midland

Milan

Milford

Millington

Mona Shores

Monroe

Monroe Jefferson

Montague

Montrose

Mt Morris

Mt Pleasant

Munising

Muskegon Catholic Central

Napoleon

Negaunee

New Boston Huron

New Buffalo

New Lothrop

Newberry

Niles

Niles Brandywine

North Branch

North Farmington

North Huron

North Muskegon

Northern Michigan Christian

NorthPointe Christian

Northview

Northville

Norway

Novi

Oakland Christian

Oakridge

Ogemaw Heights

Okemos

Olivet

Onekama

Onsted

Ontonagon

Orchard Lake St Mary's

Orchard View

Ortonville Brandon

Otsego

Ottawa Hills

Ottawa Lake Whiteford

Our Lady of the Lakes

Ovid Elsie

Owendale Gagetown

Owosso

Oxford

Painesdale-Jeffers

Parchment

Parkway Christian

Parma Western

Paw Paw

Pennfield

Pentwater

Perry

Petersburg Summerfield

Petoskey

Pewamo Westphalia

Pickford

Pinckney

Pinconning

Pioneer

Plainwell

Plymouth

Plymouth Christian Academy

Pontiac Notre Dame Prep

Port Huron

Port Huron Northern

Portage Central

Portage Northern

Portland

Portland St Patrick

Powers North Central

Quincy

Redford Thurston

Reed City

Reeths Puffer

Regina

Remus Chippewa Hills

Renaissance

Richmond

Riverview

Riverview Gabriel Richard

Rochester

Rock Mid Peninsula

Rockford

Rogers City

Romeo

Romulus

Roscommon

Royal Oak

Royal Oak Shrine Catholic

Sacred Heart Academy

Saginaw Heritage

Saginaw Nouvel Catholic

Saginaw Valley Lutheran

Salem

Saline

Sand Creek

Sandusky

Saugatuck

Sault Ste Marie

Schoolcraft

Seaholm

Shelby

Shepherd

Skyline

South Christian

South Haven

South Lake

South Lyon

South Lyon East

Southfield Arts & Technology

Southgate Anderson

Sparta

Spring Lake

Springport

St Catherine of Siena Academy

St Charles

St Clair

St Clair Shores Lakeview

St Francis

St Johns

St Joseph

St Louis

St Mary Catholic Central

St Philip Catholic Central

St. Ignace

Standish Sterling

Stephenson

Sterling Heights

Stevenson

Stevensville Lakeshore

Stoney Creek

Sturgis

Summit Academy

Suttons Bay

Swan Valley

Swartz Creek

Tawas Area

Taylor Kennedy

Taylor Trillium Academy

Taylor Truman

Tecumseh

Temperance Bedford

The Leelanau School

Thornapple Kellogg

Three Oaks River Valley

Three Rivers

Traverse City Central

Traverse City West

Trenton

Tri County

Troy

Ubly

Union City

Unionville Sebewaing

Unity Christian

University Liggett

Utica

Utica Ford

Vandercook Lake

Vassar

Vicksburg

Walled Lake Central

Walled Lake Northern

Walled Lake Western

Warren Cousino

Warren DeLaSalle

Warren Mott

Warren Woods Tower

Waterford Kettering

Waterford Mott

Watersmeet

Watervliet

Wayland Union

Wayne Memorial

Webberville

West Catholic

West Iron County

West Ottawa

Western International

Western Michigan Christian

Western Michigan Christian

Westland John Glenn

White Pigeon

Whitehall

Whitmore Lake

Williamston

Wolverine

Woodhaven

Wyandotte Roosevelt

Wylie E Groves

Wyoming Tri unity Christian

Yale

Ypsilanti Community

Ypsilanti Lincoln

Zeeland East

Zeeland West